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sunny-daes-ahead:

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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More like danger and bacteria

via amputatedmind origin human
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vale-decem-fowl:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

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mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

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dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

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the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that