May 2012
April 2012
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
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ridged:
I’m the person that when there’s only space for 2 people to walk along side on the sidewalk and there’s 3 of us you make me walk in the back
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Short horror story
Favorite Band: We've decided to go our separate ways
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